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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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