A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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feminine literature

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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