- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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