what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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ur gay

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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