Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

a black guy hates chicken.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

No soap radio

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

I am very humble.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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