a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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ecks! why zee?

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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