- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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