- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

The Big Band Theory

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

a black guy hates chicken.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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