- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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