I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Knock, Knock ...

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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