Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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