- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Women's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

A man did not like this site

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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