- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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