I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Women's rights

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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