What do you call white trash Garbage

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Dance is a sport

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Pull my finger ouch..

What's the difference between a lamp?

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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