Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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