- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

your life

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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