- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

White men's rights

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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