- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

whats white and looks like paper paper

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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