Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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PIED NINNY!

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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woman's lacrosse

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Who is John Galt?

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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