- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Happy Monday!

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Women's professional sports

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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