Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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