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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

a seal walks into a club.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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