- Anti Joke

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Caroline Kelly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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