Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

yada yada

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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