- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

If you were a cactus, why?

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Your mom is so nice.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Please? No.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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