- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Nuneaton..

I woke up today

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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