- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

I walk into a bar...

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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