What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

I am very humble.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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