- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

FUCK THE JEWS

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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