How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Anti Joke

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