- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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