- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Why was the gay guy sad?

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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