- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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