Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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women's rights

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Women's Rights

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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