- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Anything involving women..

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