- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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