- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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