- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Poop.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

I've got a dig bick

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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