- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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