- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

How's the weather? Good.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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