A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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How come grilled cheese?

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Women's rights

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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