A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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