How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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