Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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