What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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