Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

woman's rights

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Cliterus

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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