- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

How come grilled cheese?

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Women's rights

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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