How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

What is both bold and brash? Fox

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

the game

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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