The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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