A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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