How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Morning wood.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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pull my finger (farts)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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I like touching my boobs

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