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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Women's Professional _________

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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