- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car!

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

This is funny.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Where's my tractor?

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

whats 2+2 equal? 4

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

What is red? A rock painted red

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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