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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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