- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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