what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Nuneaton..

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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