Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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