Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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kennah campion... being nice

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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I shot a bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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