- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

You're tall.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Women's Rights

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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