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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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