- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Abortion.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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