- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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