- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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