- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

knock knock!? . . No.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

You know what's funny? Rape

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Tough crowd tonight...

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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