- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

whats white and looks like paper paper

Knock knock. Get out!!

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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