- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

who is awesome? no one...

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

you first

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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