- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Justin's life

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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