A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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