An irish man walks out of a bar

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Cool Brian

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

wanna here a joke? you.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

i just wrote this so hard

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

no pun intended

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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