God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Women's Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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