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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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