Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Womans baksetball...

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Anti Joke

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