- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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