hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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He--Hey guys

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knock knock There's no door

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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