- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

your mom

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Asians

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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