- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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