Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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