woman's rights

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Yo Mama just died.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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