- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

9/11.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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