- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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