- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

A man did not like this site

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

So one time there was this woman learning...

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??