Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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