An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Men

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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