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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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