- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's white and gluey Glue

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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