A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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