- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

It says so on your cap.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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