- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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