- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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