- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

roses are red violets should be purple

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

That is so fetch

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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