why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Massie is a fatass

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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