What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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