Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anything involving women..

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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