Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

You know what's funny? Rape

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Hi, my name is Jake.

I wrote a funny joke.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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