- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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