Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

What happened to the twins? 9/11

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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