How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

I have a gay camel

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

i lost the game

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What comes after 69? 70

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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