What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

kennah campion... being nice

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

I shot a bitch.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Dance is a sport

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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