What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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