How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

womans having rights.

Bitch

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Vote this down and get DOXED

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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