Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

homosexuals are gay

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

feminism

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Asians.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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