What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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you first

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Okay, after this one then...

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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woman..parallel parking

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

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