Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What black and has children A black man

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

woman's rights

Cliterus

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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